[5 of 5] A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act V, Scene 1 (1595) William Shakespeare

[Enter THESEUS, HIPPOLYTA, PHILOSTRATE, Lords and] [p]Attendants]

• Hippolyta. 'Tis strange my Theseus, that these1830
  lovers speak of.

• Theseus. More strange than true: I never may believe
  These antique fables, nor these fairy toys.
  Lovers and madmen have such seething brains,
  Such shaping fantasies, that apprehend1835
  More than cool reason ever comprehends.
  The lunatic, the lover and the poet
  Are of imagination all compact:
  One sees more devils than vast hell can hold,
  That is, the madman: the lover, all as frantic,1840
  Sees Helen's beauty in a brow of Egypt:
  The poet's eye, in fine frenzy rolling,
  Doth glance from heaven to earth, from earth to heaven;
  And as imagination bodies forth
  The forms of things unknown, the poet's pen1845
  Turns them to shapes and gives to airy nothing
  A local habitation and a name.
  Such tricks hath strong imagination,
  That if it would but apprehend some joy,
  It comprehends some bringer of that joy;1850
  Or in the night, imagining some fear,
  How easy is a bush supposed a bear!

• Hippolyta. But all the story of the night told over,
  And all their minds transfigured so together,
  More witnesseth than fancy's images1855
  And grows to something of great constancy;
  But, howsoever, strange and admirable.

• Theseus. Here come the lovers, full of joy and mirth.
  [Enter LYSANDER, DEMETRIUS, HERMIA, and HELENA]
  Joy, gentle friends! joy and fresh days of love1860
  Accompany your hearts!

• Lysander. More than to us
  Wait in your royal walks, your board, your bed!

• Theseus. Come now; what masques, what dances shall we have,
  To wear away this long age of three hours1865
  Between our after-supper and bed-time?
  Where is our usual manager of mirth?
  What revels are in hand? Is there no play,
  To ease the anguish of a torturing hour?
  Call Philostrate.1870

• Philostrate. Here, mighty Theseus.

• Theseus. Say, what abridgement have you for this evening?
  What masque? what music? How shall we beguile
  The lazy time, if not with some delight?

• Philostrate. There is a brief how many sports are ripe:1875
  Make choice of which your highness will see first.

[Giving a paper]

• Theseus. [Reads] 'The battle with the Centaurs, to be sung
  By an Athenian eunuch to the harp.'
  We'll none of that: that have I told my love,1880
  In glory of my kinsman Hercules.
  [Reads]
  'The riot of the tipsy Bacchanals,
  Tearing the Thracian singer in their rage.'
  That is an old device; and it was play'd1885
  When I from Thebes came last a conqueror.
  [Reads]
  'The thrice three Muses mourning for the death
  Of Learning, late deceased in beggary.'
  That is some satire, keen and critical,1890
  Not sorting with a nuptial ceremony.
  [Reads]
  'A tedious brief scene of young Pyramus
  And his love Thisbe; very tragical mirth.'
  Merry and tragical! tedious and brief!1895
  That is, hot ice and wondrous strange snow.
  How shall we find the concord of this discord?

• Philostrate. A play there is, my lord, some ten words long,
  Which is as brief as I have known a play;
  But by ten words, my lord, it is too long,1900
  Which makes it tedious; for in all the play
  There is not one word apt, one player fitted:
  And tragical, my noble lord, it is;
  For Pyramus therein doth kill himself.
  Which, when I saw rehearsed, I must confess,1905
  Made mine eyes water; but more merry tears
  The passion of loud laughter never shed.

• Theseus. What are they that do play it?

• Philostrate. Hard-handed men that work in Athens here,
  Which never labour'd in their minds till now,1910
  And now have toil'd their unbreathed memories
  With this same play, against your nuptial.

• Theseus. And we will hear it.

• Philostrate. No, my noble lord;
  It is not for you: I have heard it over,1915
  And it is nothing, nothing in the world;
  Unless you can find sport in their intents,
  Extremely stretch'd and conn'd with cruel pain,
  To do you service.

• Theseus. I will hear that play;1920
  For never anything can be amiss,
  When simpleness and duty tender it.
  Go, bring them in: and take your places, ladies.

[Exit PHILOSTRATE]

• Hippolyta. I love not to see wretchedness o'er charged1925
  And duty in his service perishing.

• Theseus. Why, gentle sweet, you shall see no such thing.

• Hippolyta. He says they can do nothing in this kind.

• Theseus. The kinder we, to give them thanks for nothing.
  Our sport shall be to take what they mistake:1930
  And what poor duty cannot do, noble respect
  Takes it in might, not merit.
  Where I have come, great clerks have purposed
  To greet me with premeditated welcomes;
  Where I have seen them shiver and look pale,1935
  Make periods in the midst of sentences,
  Throttle their practised accent in their fears
  And in conclusion dumbly have broke off,
  Not paying me a welcome. Trust me, sweet,
  Out of this silence yet I pick'd a welcome;1940
  And in the modesty of fearful duty
  I read as much as from the rattling tongue
  Of saucy and audacious eloquence.
  Love, therefore, and tongue-tied simplicity
  In least speak most, to my capacity.1945

[Re-enter PHILOSTRATE]

• Philostrate. So please your grace, the Prologue is address'd.

• Theseus. Let him approach.

[Flourish of trumpets]

[Enter QUINCE for the Prologue]

• Quince. If we offend, it is with our good will.
  That you should think, we come not to offend,
  But with good will. To show our simple skill,
  That is the true beginning of our end.
  Consider then we come but in despite.1955
  We do not come as minding to contest you,
  Our true intent is. All for your delight
  We are not here. That you should here repent you,
  The actors are at hand and by their show
  You shall know all that you are like to know.1960

• Theseus. This fellow doth not stand upon points.

• Lysander. He hath rid his prologue like a rough colt; he knows
  not the stop. A good moral, my lord: it is not
  enough to speak, but to speak true.

• Hippolyta. Indeed he hath played on his prologue like a child1965
  on a recorder; a sound, but not in government.

• Theseus. His speech, was like a tangled chain; nothing
  impaired, but all disordered. Who is next?

[Enter Pyramus and Thisbe, Wall, Moonshine, and Lion]

• Quince. Gentles, perchance you wonder at this show;1970
  But wonder on, till truth make all things plain.
  This man is Pyramus, if you would know;
  This beauteous lady Thisby is certain.
  This man, with lime and rough-cast, doth present
  Wall, that vile Wall which did these lovers sunder;1975
  And through Wall's chink, poor souls, they are content
  To whisper. At the which let no man wonder.
  This man, with lanthorn, dog, and bush of thorn,
  Presenteth Moonshine; for, if you will know,
  By moonshine did these lovers think no scorn1980
  To meet at Ninus' tomb, there, there to woo.
  This grisly beast, which Lion hight by name,
  The trusty Thisby, coming first by night,
  Did scare away, or rather did affright;
  And, as she fled, her mantle she did fall,1985
  Which Lion vile with bloody mouth did stain.
  Anon comes Pyramus, sweet youth and tall,
  And finds his trusty Thisby's mantle slain:
  Whereat, with blade, with bloody blameful blade,
  He bravely broach'd is boiling bloody breast;1990
  And Thisby, tarrying in mulberry shade,
  His dagger drew, and died. For all the rest,
  Let Lion, Moonshine, Wall, and lovers twain
  At large discourse, while here they do remain.

[Exeunt Prologue, Thisbe, Lion, and Moonshine]

• Theseus. I wonder if the lion be to speak.

• Demetrius. No wonder, my lord: one lion may, when many asses do.

• Snout. In this same interlude it doth befall
  That I, one Snout by name, present a wall;
  And such a wall, as I would have you think,2000
  That had in it a crannied hole or chink,
  Through which the lovers, Pyramus and Thisby,
  Did whisper often very secretly.
  This loam, this rough-cast and this stone doth show
  That I am that same wall; the truth is so:2005
  And this the cranny is, right and sinister,
  Through which the fearful lovers are to whisper.

• Theseus. Would you desire lime and hair to speak better?

• Demetrius. It is the wittiest partition that ever I heard
  discourse, my lord.2010

[Enter Pyramus]

• Theseus. Pyramus draws near the wall: silence!

• Bottom. O grim-look'd night! O night with hue so black!
  O night, which ever art when day is not!
  O night, O night! alack, alack, alack,2015
  I fear my Thisby's promise is forgot!
  And thou, O wall, O sweet, O lovely wall,
  That stand'st between her father's ground and mine!
  Thou wall, O wall, O sweet and lovely wall,
  Show me thy chink, to blink through with mine eyne!2020
  [Wall holds up his fingers]
  Thanks, courteous wall: Jove shield thee well for this!
  But what see I? No Thisby do I see.
  O wicked wall, through whom I see no bliss!
  Cursed be thy stones for thus deceiving me!2025

• Theseus. The wall, methinks, being sensible, should curse again.

• Bottom. No, in truth, sir, he should not. 'Deceiving me'
  is Thisby's cue: she is to enter now, and I am to
  spy her through the wall. You shall see, it will
  fall pat as I told you. Yonder she comes.2030

[Enter Thisbe]

• Flute. [as Thisbe] O wall, full often hast thou heard my moans,
  For parting my fair Pyramus and me!
  My cherry lips have often kiss'd thy stones,
  Thy stones with lime and hair knit up in thee.2035

• Bottom. I see a voice: now will I to the chink,
  To spy an I can hear my Thisby's face. Thisby!

• Flute. [as Thisbe] My love thou art, my love I think.

• Bottom. Think what thou wilt, I am thy lover's grace;
  And, like Limander, am I trusty still.2040

• Flute. [as Thisbe] And I like Helen, till the Fates me kill.

• Bottom. Not Shafalus to Procrus was so true.

• Flute. [as Thisbe] As Shafalus to Procrus, I to you.

• Bottom. O kiss me through the hole of this vile wall!

• Flute. [as Thisbe] I kiss the wall's hole, not your lips at all.2045

• Bottom. Wilt thou at Ninny's tomb meet me straightway?

• Flute. [as Thisbe] 'Tide life, 'tide death, I come without delay.

[Exeunt Pyramus and Thisbe]

• Snout. [as Wall] Thus have I, Wall, my part discharged so;
  And, being done, thus Wall away doth go.2050

[Exit]

• Theseus. Now is the mural down between the two neighbours.

• Demetrius. No remedy, my lord, when walls are so wilful to hear
  without warning.

• Hippolyta. This is the silliest stuff that ever I heard.2055

• Theseus. The best in this kind are but shadows; and the worst
  are no worse, if imagination amend them.

• Hippolyta. It must be your imagination then, and not theirs.

• Theseus. If we imagine no worse of them than they of
  themselves, they may pass for excellent men. Here2060
  come two noble beasts in, a man and a lion.

[Enter Lion and Moonshine]

• Snug. [as Lion] You, ladies, you, whose gentle hearts do fear
  The smallest monstrous mouse that creeps on floor,
  May now perchance both quake and tremble here,2065
  When lion rough in wildest rage doth roar.
  Then know that I, one Snug the joiner, am
  A lion-fell, nor else no lion's dam;
  For, if I should as lion come in strife
  Into this place, 'twere pity on my life.2070

• Theseus. A very gentle beast, of a good conscience.

• Demetrius. The very best at a beast, my lord, that e'er I saw.

• Lysander. This lion is a very fox for his valour.

• Theseus. True; and a goose for his discretion.

• Demetrius. Not so, my lord; for his valour cannot carry his2075
  discretion; and the fox carries the goose.

• Theseus. His discretion, I am sure, cannot carry his valour;
  for the goose carries not the fox. It is well:
  leave it to his discretion, and let us listen to the moon.

• Starveling. [as Moonshine] This lanthorn doth the horned moon present;—2080

• Demetrius. He should have worn the horns on his head.

• Theseus. He is no crescent, and his horns are
  invisible within the circumference.

• Starveling. [as Moonshine] This lanthorn doth the horned moon present;
  Myself the man i' the moon do seem to be.2085

• Theseus. This is the greatest error of all the rest: the man
  should be put into the lanthorn. How is it else the
  man i' the moon?

• Demetrius. He dares not come there for the candle; for, you
  see, it is already in snuff.2090

• Hippolyta. I am aweary of this moon: would he would change!

• Theseus. It appears, by his small light of discretion, that
  he is in the wane; but yet, in courtesy, in all
  reason, we must stay the time.

• Lysander. Proceed, Moon.2095

• Starveling. [as Moonshine] All that I have to say, is, to tell you that the
  lanthorn is the moon; I, the man in the moon; this
  thorn-bush, my thorn-bush; and this dog, my dog.

• Demetrius. Why, all these should be in the lanthorn; for all
  these are in the moon. But, silence! here comes Thisbe.2100

[Enter Thisbe]

• Flute. [as Thisbe] This is old Ninny's tomb. Where is my love?

• Snug. [as Lion] [Roaring] Oh—

[Thisbe runs off]

• Demetrius. Well roared, Lion.2105

• Theseus. Well run, Thisbe.

• Hippolyta. Well shone, Moon. Truly, the moon shines with a
  good grace.

[The Lion shakes Thisbe's mantle, and exit]

• Theseus. Well moused, Lion.2110

• Lysander. And so the lion vanished.

• Demetrius. And then came Pyramus.

[Enter Pyramus]

• Bottom. Sweet Moon, I thank thee for thy sunny beams;
  I thank thee, Moon, for shining now so bright;2115
  For, by thy gracious, golden, glittering gleams,
  I trust to take of truest Thisby sight.
  But stay, O spite!
  But mark, poor knight,
  What dreadful dole is here!2120
  Eyes, do you see?
  How can it be?
  O dainty duck! O dear!
  Thy mantle good,
  What, stain'd with blood!2125
  Approach, ye Furies fell!
  O Fates, come, come,
  Cut thread and thrum;
  Quail, crush, conclude, and quell!

• Theseus. This passion, and the death of a dear friend, would2130
  go near to make a man look sad.

• Hippolyta. Beshrew my heart, but I pity the man.

• Bottom. O wherefore, Nature, didst thou lions frame?
  Since lion vile hath here deflower'd my dear:
  Which is—no, no—which was the fairest dame2135
  That lived, that loved, that liked, that look'd
  with cheer.
  Come, tears, confound;
  Out, sword, and wound
  The pap of Pyramus;2140
  Ay, that left pap,
  Where heart doth hop:
  [Stabs himself]
  Thus die I, thus, thus, thus.
  Now am I dead,2145
  Now am I fled;
  My soul is in the sky:
  Tongue, lose thy light;
  Moon take thy flight:
  [Exit Moonshine]2150
  Now die, die, die, die, die.

[Dies]

• Demetrius. No die, but an ace, for him; for he is but one.

• Lysander. Less than an ace, man; for he is dead; he is nothing.

• Theseus. With the help of a surgeon he might yet recover, and2155
  prove an ass.

• Hippolyta. How chance Moonshine is gone before Thisbe comes
  back and finds her lover?

• Theseus. She will find him by starlight. Here she comes; and
  her passion ends the play.2160

[Re-enter Thisbe]

• Hippolyta. Methinks she should not use a long one for such a
  Pyramus: I hope she will be brief.

• Demetrius. A mote will turn the balance, which Pyramus, which
  Thisbe, is the better; he for a man, God warrant us;2165
  she for a woman, God bless us.

• Lysander. She hath spied him already with those sweet eyes.

• Demetrius. And thus she means, videlicet:—

• Flute. [as Thisbe] Asleep, my love?
  What, dead, my dove?2170
  O Pyramus, arise!
  Speak, speak. Quite dumb?
  Dead, dead? A tomb
  Must cover thy sweet eyes.
  These My lips,2175
  This cherry nose,
  These yellow cowslip cheeks,
  Are gone, are gone:
  Lovers, make moan:
  His eyes were green as leeks.2180
  O Sisters Three,
  Come, come to me,
  With hands as pale as milk;
  Lay them in gore,
  Since you have shore2185
  With shears his thread of silk.
  Tongue, not a word:
  Come, trusty sword;
  Come, blade, my breast imbrue:
  [Stabs herself]2190
  And, farewell, friends;
  Thus Thisby ends:
  Adieu, adieu, adieu.

[Dies]

• Theseus. Moonshine and Lion are left to bury the dead.2195

• Demetrius. Ay, and Wall too.

• Bottom. [Starting up] No assure you; the wall is down that
  parted their fathers. Will it please you to see the
  epilogue, or to hear a Bergomask dance between two
  of our company?2200

• Theseus. No epilogue, I pray you; for your play needs no
  excuse. Never excuse; for when the players are all
  dead, there needs none to be blamed. Marry, if he
  that writ it had played Pyramus and hanged himself
  in Thisbe's garter, it would have been a fine2205
  tragedy: and so it is, truly; and very notably
  discharged. But come, your Bergomask: let your
  epilogue alone.
  [A dance]
  The iron tongue of midnight hath told twelve:2210
  Lovers, to bed; 'tis almost fairy time.
  I fear we shall out-sleep the coming morn
  As much as we this night have overwatch'd.
  This palpable-gross play hath well beguiled
  The heavy gait of night. Sweet friends, to bed.2215
  A fortnight hold we this solemnity,
  In nightly revels and new jollity.

[Exeunt]

[Enter PUCK]

• Puck. Now the hungry lion roars,2220
  And the wolf behowls the moon;
  Whilst the heavy ploughman snores,
  All with weary task fordone.
  Now the wasted brands do glow,
  Whilst the screech-owl, screeching loud,2225
  Puts the wretch that lies in woe
  In remembrance of a shroud.
  Now it is the time of night
  That the graves all gaping wide,
  Every one lets forth his sprite,2230
  In the church-way paths to glide:
  And we fairies, that do run
  By the triple Hecate's team,
  From the presence of the sun,
  Following darkness like a dream,2235
  Now are frolic: not a mouse
  Shall disturb this hallow'd house:
  I am sent with broom before,
  To sweep the dust behind the door.

[Enter OBERON and TITANIA with their train]

• Oberon. Through the house give gathering light,
  By the dead and drowsy fire:
  Every elf and fairy sprite
  Hop as light as bird from brier;
  And this ditty, after me,2245
  Sing, and dance it trippingly.

• Titania. First, rehearse your song by rote
  To each word a warbling note:
  Hand in hand, with fairy grace,
  Will we sing, and bless this place.2250

[Song and dance]

• Oberon. Now, until the break of day,
  Through this house each fairy stray.
  To the best bride-bed will we,
  Which by us shall blessed be;2255
  And the issue there create
  Ever shall be fortunate.
  So shall all the couples three
  Ever true in loving be;
  And the blots of Nature's hand2260
  Shall not in their issue stand;
  Never mole, hare lip, nor scar,
  Nor mark prodigious, such as are
  Despised in nativity,
  Shall upon their children be.2265
  With this field-dew consecrate,
  Every fairy take his gait;
  And each several chamber bless,
  Through this palace, with sweet peace;
  And the owner of it blest2270
  Ever shall in safety rest.
  Trip away; make no stay;
  Meet me all by break of day.

[Exeunt OBERON, TITANIA, and train]

• Puck. If we shadows have offended,2275
  Think but this, and all is mended,
  That you have but slumber'd here
  While these visions did appear.
  And this weak and idle theme,
  No more yielding but a dream,2280
  Gentles, do not reprehend:
  if you pardon, we will mend:
  And, as I am an honest Puck,
  If we have unearned luck
  Now to 'scape the serpent's tongue,2285
  We will make amends ere long;
  Else the Puck a liar call;
  So, good night unto you all.
  Give me your hands, if we be friends,
  And Robin shall restore amends.2290